Tiger Woods Antics, Animated!

I don't normally comment much on the happenings in the world of professional golf.  Don't get me wrong I love to play golf and I love to watch a professional golfing event when I get the chance.  I especially enjoyed watching Darren Clarke win the British Open (I refuse to call it "The Open") recently.  Its just that the way I play the game and what they do on television are two totally different things to me.  I came across this animated video depicting Tiger Woods' recent struggles and I thought I would share it since it made me laugh.  I believe it is narrated in Japanese but it does have english subtitles.

Drive it farther or Hit long irons better

For hack golfers like myself, it is a lot harder to put a 3 iron shot onto the green than it is to put a 7 iron up there.  Unfortunately, my drives usually leave me in a position where I am much longer than a 7 iron out on my approach shot.  I figure there are two solutions to this problem.  The first one is to drive the ball farther.  For me, it seems the harder I swing with my driver the less desirable the result is.  The second solution to the problem is to hit my long irons better.  I told a 2-handicap friend of mine that I could not hit my long irons and I was getting to the point that I was afraid to pull them out of the bag.  He simply said “choke up”.  This advice helped me get over my fear of the 3 iron but that doesn’t mean that I can put it where I want.  Here are a few videos which may help you do one or the other better:
Drive it Farther:

Hit Long Irons Better: Watch video and read this article.

A big slice of life…

Photos courtesy of golftipsmag.com

If you’re a big slicer like I am (sometimes) you are always looking for a way to cure your slice.  So far, the best way that I have found to straighten out my drives to to aim way to the left to compensate for my slice.  It seems like every time I try to do that my ball goes straight into the woods or the water instead of slicing back to the fairway.  The pros over at Golf Tips Magazine have written an easy-reading article with some pointers that may help to cure your slice:

Golf Tips - Slice No More

Golf as therapy

You would think it would be frustrating.  Shanking balls into the woods, visiting every bunker and water hazard on the course, sending chunks of grass farther than my ball travels.  You would think it would be torture, but it’s actually a sort of therapy, as far as I am concerned.  I have been missing from this blog for the last little while dealing with the loss of a close family member.  While she has been on my mind constantly since she passed, the only times that I have felt at peace and relaxed is the couple times I have been able to get out on the course in the last few weeks.  There is just something about being out in nature, drinking beer with your friends and failing at a nearly impossible feat that just helps you to take your mind off of things.  The weather doesn’t have to be great and by the end of the round the beers don’t even have to be cold. All you need is a friend or two, your clubs, and in my case at least 10 golf balls.  Even if you are playing solo, or if you skip the beverages, you can still get a lot of benefit from golfing even if you do it badly. 

Golf has been called, and I’m paraphrasing, “Masochism outdoors” and at times I can see why.  But, as was said by the Irish author Robert Wilson Lynd, “It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf”. 

Maybe it is the friends, maybe it is the nature, maybe it is the self abuse and surely it is partly because of the beer, but golfing is the best form of therapy I have come across.  Both golf and life can be cruel, but in both cases you have to play it as it lies.

Butch Harmon tips to save your short game

Butch Harmon has coached some of the best golfers the world have ever seen.  While the small tweaks someone like Phil Mickelson has to make in his game are nothing compared to what us hacks need to work on, the fundamentals of the swing are the same for virtually everyone. The slideshow which I have linked to below has some tips for each of 5 different types of short-game shots from Butch Harmon.

"I've been fortunate to work with some of the best short-game players ever--guys like Phil Mickelson, Tiger Woods, Jose Maria Olazabal. What I've learned from these players is that greatness around the green comes from always picking the right shot, then totally committing to it. No second-guessing it, no flipping or scooping at impact. If you commit and make a positive swing, you're virtually guaranteed to do three things right: (1) accelerate through the ball; (2) shift to your front foot; and (3) deliver the same clubface loft at impact as you set down at address. "

See the slideshow here:  Butch Harmon: 5 Shots To Save Your Game

Remember Memorial Day this Weekend

Memorial Day Weekend, in addition to being the unofficial start of summer, is a great time to get out and golf.  I hacked my way through a soggy 18 holes yesterday morning, as we have had rain up here in Michigan for at least the last 75 days in a row.  This weekend is also a great time to have some friends over for a barbecue and to drink some beer.  There are great sports to watch on television this weekend.  What ever you do this weekend, take a little time to remember what Memorial Day is all about.  Many men and women gave their lives so that we all have the freedom to do whatever it is we want to do -this weekend and every weekend.  Some of these fallen heroes were drafted into service, and some of them volunteered to fight for their country.  Freedom isn’t free and countless people have paid the ultimate price for our liberty.  One day a year is not enough to remember all that they have done for our country, but on this one day be sure to take some time to remember all of the lost service men and women who have died for our country.

Try this to cure your slice....

If you like to slice your drives off of the tee than one of the potential culprits is an open club face at impact.  This video shows a couple of drills to try to cure your slice. 

Pop Flies

Hitting a nice drive is always a great way to start off a hole.  It gives you confidence to complete the rest of the hole, which is a big part of it.  Don’t get me wrong I have started out plenty of holes with great drives (for me) and still ended up scoring miserably.  Often times I get what feels like a decent swing with the driver, but ends up as more of a “pop fly”.  Which leads smart-ass comments from my equally-hack buddies which inevitably elude to baseball.  “…and he pops out to shallow left field.”, "Nice hit, Magglio", etc.  On the next tee box-or, cough, if I tee up a mulligan- my natural reaction is to try to tee the ball lower.  I always thought that pop files came from having the ball teed up too high.  PGA instructor Frank O’Connell shows in this video that is not necessarily true. He suggests the next time you fly out to right field, go against your natural instincts and try teeing up the ball a little higher.

Tips from Jack

Seriously, if you could get golf tips from anyone who would you want it to be?  Of course it would be the man with 18 majors on his resume, the "Golden Bear”, Jack Nicklaus.  Well, here you go.

Stop shanking by using your noodle

I came across this video from the Golf Channel which shows a drill you may want to try if you are consistently shanking the ball.  My first instinct was that I would probably look ridiculous standing there trying this drill at the range, but on second thought I look even more ridiculous when I shank it off the tee box and it doesn’t even get up to the ladies tees.  Plus, I can just practice this in the privacy of my backyard where my ridiculousness will only be seen by my wife.  And believe me she is already well aware of it.

Free Lesson with a PGA pro

You can get a free lesson from a PGA pro golf instructor all month long.  May is free lesson month and you can find a participating pro in your area here.  The free lesson you get is only 10 minutes long but that could be long enough to pick up a few tips on some of what you are doing wrong.  Here is a list, according to Golf Digest, of ten things you could learn in a tem minute lesson:

1. How to stop slicing off the tee
2. How to check where you’re aimed
3. How to get in a good setup
4. How to slow down your swing
5. How to hit it solid off the turf
6. How to play out of the rough
7. How to use a hybrid club
8. How to get out of a bunker in one swing
9. How to chip with different clubs
10. How to develop a feel for putting distance

How I shaved 2 strokes per round without investing any time or money…

There are a lot of reasons that I stay a Hack year after year.  I would say the number one reason is the lack of time to practice.  During the golf season, I rarely get in more than the 9 holes per week that the league I run requires.  Here in Michigan we have a pretty lengthy off-season and I usually hit the range about two times a month during the winter.  I would guess my clubs would be the second thing on the list.  I love playing with the Tommy Armour 845s that I have been playing with for the last ten years, but I am sure that a new set of cutting-edge, custom-fit clubs would shave at least a few strokes off a round for me. At least that’s what I tell myself. 

Picture from paid version, free version
only shows distance to green center

There are myriad reasons why I keep hacking away, and somewhere on that list is my inability to accurately approximate distances.  I can’t always see the yard markers (if there are any) from where my shots sometimes end up.  There have been countless times when the stars align for me to get great contact with my 6 iron, only to realize—as my rare, straight shot soars over the green—I needed great contact with my 7 iron .  This year I downloaded the free GolfLogix app for my HTC Evo smartphone, I would estimate it has shaved at least 2 shots off each of the 9 hole rounds I have played this year.  I know of no other way to shave 2 strokes off a round without spending any time or money. 

I am already paying an arm and a leg for my smartphone so I like to get as much “free” stuff from it as possible.  The free version of the app shows you drawings and satellite images of each hole, as well as precise GPS distances to the center of the green.  In addition to distances, it also functions as a smart-scorecard for up to 4 players.   It will let you track fairways hit, GIR's, penalty strokes, chips, sand chips and putting.  You may not want to know that you only hit 6% of greens-in-regulation or you average 3.1 putts per hole, so you can turn all of those options on or off.  It will store your stats and save your scores.  If you upgrade to the paid version, currently $19.95, you get distances to hazards as well as distances to any part of the green or fairway by touching the screen.  The paid version also gives you the ability to track the distance of shots made with each club and display the landing zones of your clubs over the picture of the hole.  That being said I have only used the free version and I am completely happy with the results, but I am considering upgrading.  The free version allows you to play two rounds with the upgraded benefits to try them out.  They offer versions for iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Windows phones.  I have played only 4 or 5 different courses this year and everyone of them has been available on the app, so they seem to have a good portion of courses mapped out.  You can see if your favorite course is available here.  I know that there are other free GPS apps out there for smartphones, and in the interest of full disclosure I have not tried any others.  That fact in itself shows how much I like this app.
On the rare occasion that I actually hit the ball how I want to, its nice to know that I have the right club in my hand.  On the common occasion that I hit to ball into a hazard, it sucks to know that it was my poor skills which caused me to hit into the hazard, but at least I know that I had the right club in my hand.  If only the app could use its GPS to help me track down the balls I shank into the woods or knee high grass it would be absolutely perfect.

Double Snowman????

I have a daughter who is almost 4 years old and I live in Michigan.  I have made quite a few snowmen in the winter, and I have been known to make snowmen all summer long on the golf course.  Golfer Kevin Na did his best hack golfer impression and posted a double-snowman 16 on a par 4 at the Valero Texas Open.  I can honestly say that I have never carded more than a 10 on any hole that I have played.  I can also honestly say that I have never played with PGA officials assessing me penalty strokes and not allowing me to just give up after several attempts to get out of the woods and just write down a 10 on the card.  If I have a hole going that bad, I follow proper hack golfer etiquette and just pick it up to show mercy on those golfing behind me.

Ouch.